McManus Goes to Court, Jockstrap and All

Please note: This story on Michael Patrick McManus is rapidly developing. Please check the Michael Patrick McManus tag for the most up to date information. We here at ASP love the American justice system. It really is a… Read More

BREAKING: Douchey McChinPubes Arrested

Please note: This story on Michael Patrick McManus is rapidly developing. Please check the Michael Patrick McManus tag for the most up to date information. I got word this evening that Michael Patrick McManus was arrested this evening… Read More

Wanted for Stolen Valor

Please note: This story on Michael Patrick McManus is rapidly developing. Please check the Michael Patrick McManus tag for the most up to date information. Image credit: Mrs. G Do you know the man pictured above? If so,… Read More

Cal Expo Police Officer Accused of Lying About War Record

These people chap my hide. There are so many worthy heroes out there that get no press or special treatment, and these morons run around stealing their glory. A Cal Expo police officer was arrested by the FBI… Read More